"Paris Hilton repeatedly fussed with her hair and makeup in a federal courtroom Friday, sported six-inch stiletto heels and a black dress and amused the judge with a little wave on the way to the witness stand."
(Hmmm... I've never watched anything starring Paris Hilton. Maybe I'm missing out on something.)
"The trial is being heard by Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno, who reacted with surprise when Hilton gave him a little wave before testifying. 'I've never had a witness wave at me before,' the judge cracked.
"In another exchange, Moreno was puzzled by the title of Hilton's current reality show, 'My New BFF.'
'What does that mean?' he said. After Hilton gave the title — 'Paris Hilton's My New Best Friend Forever' — the judge remarked 'This will be my best case forever.'
Without missing a beat, Hilton replied 'You're my best judge forever.'"
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